walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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