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idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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