i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I think your dad took our porno
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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