Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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