Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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