It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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