pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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