high people should be assigned attendants
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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