Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
