Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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