Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
