is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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