I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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