i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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