And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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