Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
