I feel like abortions should bother me more
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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