i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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