Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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