I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I want to make a zoo with you.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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