Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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