We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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