I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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