can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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