Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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