They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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