Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
