we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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