The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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