ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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