Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
