Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
