Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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