why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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