so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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