Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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