i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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