i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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