i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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