She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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