Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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