Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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