It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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