Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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