You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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