also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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