what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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