is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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