we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
