it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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