u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Randomize
