i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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