i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's blow job season.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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